Fuck Yeah Email Spam
Business Proposal!!!

Business Proposal!!!
Accept my apology for sending you this email without your consent. I believe you are a highly
respected personality, I got your email from the peoples search database on the web during my
discrete search for a foreign partner, and I have a business proposal for you that involves the transfer
of money worth $6,500,000 (Six Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) from my
country, You can contact me on my private email: (dr_johnchancho_chak@yahoo.com.hk)

Kind Regards.

(Sent from dr_johnchancho_chak@yahoo.com.hk)

Why thank you, I AM a highly respected personality. One who appreciates overzealous use of exclamation points. 

Notifica Urgente ! (Urgent Notification !)

Notifica Urgente !
Legga attentamente il seguente vademecum !
Gentile Cliente, a causa di un recente e massiccio attacco subito dal nostro sito postepay.it,
durante il quale sono stati compromessi numerosi account di nostri clienti,
siamo stati costretti a bloccare tutte le carte postepay in essere presso il nostro Istituto.
Il blocco e’ temporaneo, e serve a cambiare i codici di utilizzo delle carte, rendendole inutilizzabili.
Per sbloccare la sua carta e ripristinarne il normale uso, dovra’ verificare tramite
inserimento dei suoi dati, di esserne il titolare, entro 48 ore dal ricevimento della presente.
In mancanza di tale verifica, la sua carta verra’ bloccata DEFINITIVAMENTE.
Urgent Notification!

Carefully read the following handbook!
Dear Customer, due to a recent and massive attack on our site postepay.it,
during which numerous accounts have been compromised by our customers,
we were forced to block all the cards in postepay be at our institute.
The block and ‘temporary and serves to change the codes to use the cards, rendering them unusable.
To unlock the card and reset it to its normal use, must ‘establish by means

inclusion of their data, to be its owner, within 48 hours of receipt of this letter.
In the absence of such verification, your card will be ‘permanently blocked.


(Sent from centrorisoluzioni@postecom.it)

Now, I know google translate can’t be perfect. But the bottom line got me. 

Your Account Will Be Limited Until We Hear From You

Hello Paypal Customer,
Your Account Will Be Limited Until You Submitted Some Information.
If you didn’t submit them ,
your account will be limited after 2 days.

Click Here

(Sent from serviica@paybal.com)

Don’t make threats at ME, paybal 

Dear Friend

Dear Friend,
I am Mr. Koh Beng Seng Independent Non-executive Director Chairman of Bank of China Ltd, HongKong.I require for complete honesty in this transaction. If you are interested please contact me for more details on Email: kohseng16@yahoo.com.hk
I await your email response.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Koh Beng Seng

(Sent from K.seng.b@emory.edu)

So wait, what exactly is the transaction? And how’d you get an emory.edu address, friend?


Hi my Dear,
My name is William Adingra I work with one of the Banks in London before I left for Africa. I am the personal accounts manager to a national of Germany Engineer who owned construction outfits in the Republics of Ghana and Senegal.

My client, is actually late and left in my custody his bank account which proceeds is valued at US$11 million United States dollars only. Being his personal account officer, the bank (my branch) has issued me a notice
indicating the account as being dormant and thus asked me to provide the beneficiary for the claims; lest the account will be forfeited to the bank’s treasury.

My intention however is to use the advantage of my position as the account officer to the deceased to front you as the beneficiary so that the proceeds of the bank account in question can be paid to your designated bank account. Therefore, rest assured, however, that this deal will be executed under legitimate arrangement as protect us/our interest hence I urgently need the following information from you.

-1- Your full name
-2- Your date of birth
-3- Your residential address (including your telephone number for easy communication)

The need for your personal information is compulsory based on the fact that it will play a vital role by being introduced in the account file of the deceased. I will also use the information to draft the text (Application Letter) with which you will claim the funds.
On a very serious note; let me notify

you that this is a very serious matter that requires someone with more than average means of livelihood, hence you have to be sure of yourself before responding.
Need you be interest, kindly get in touch with me without delay.


william Adingra
personal email: wadingras@yahoo.fr

(Sent from wadingras15@bol.com.br)

Relatively well written considering how these usually go, but you lose a tad bit of credibility when you start off with “Hi my Dear”.

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(Sent from Amy@machm-it.de, another goodie from “intern” Blake)

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(Sent from
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*special thanks to Blake for this gem

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(Sent from Gucci Louis.Vuitton, aka yepruxwa@ytnn.com)

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Mutual Proposition-

Complement of the day,
I am staff of Triodos Bank here in the Netherlands attached in Private Banking services I will be very glad if you do assist me to relocate this sum of (Ђ12,995,720.00) to your account for the benefit of our both families. You do not have to send me money before we conclude this transaction. I am prepared to place you in a position of the beneficiary and release the deposit to you as the closest surviving partner. Upon receipt of the deposit, I will share the money with you in half, this means I will simply nominate you as the beneficiary and have then release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 40/50.Then 10% aside for any expenses.
This is a genuine business, only I cannot operate it alone without using a Foreigner who will stand as a beneficiary to the money, which is why I decided to contact you in a good manner to assist me and also to share the benefit together with me.
By indicating your interest I will send you the full details on how the business will be executed. Please keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. My Only contacts email is ( Gerrit57@mail.com )
Regards,Gerrit Marie Groot

(Sent from gerritmarie1@yahoo.com)

Guess Gerrit57@mail.com isn’t your only Contacts email, now is it, Groot?

I search for the good friend.

my surprised the friend.
Our agency dating, gives individual real girls for acquaintances.
Here one of them. I from Russia, a city of brides.
ThisEkaterina. I 28 years, slavic externality.
It is curious to know me more.
ID: alisbeautiful@rediffmail.com
Answer me and you will see my photos as I wait for your new photos.
I hope our interests coincide, on the further communications with each
Your frankEkaterina.

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(Sent from basilndenkala@yahoo.com)

So glad I have a new frank!